A Dostoevsky Drinking Game

Take a drink when:

  • a son has a strained relationship with his father
  • the word “sensualism/-ity” appears
  • crosses are exchanged
  • there is a dream sequence
  • a crime is committed against a child (mentioned or actual)
  • money is refused (take an extra drink if an attempt is made to destroy the money)
  • a character has an epileptic fit
  • someone recounts watching a condemned man during the moments before his execution
  • a prostitute has a heart of gold
  • Russia’s holy world-historical mission is alluded to
  • two people of unequal station scandalously appear together
  • an allusion is made to another Russian writer (take an extra drink if it’s Pushkin, Tolstoy, or Gogol)
  • a first-person narrator reveals himself in what is otherwise third-person omniscient narration
  • false newspaper articles appear
  • the spread of modern ideology is compared to a disease
  • someone considers fighting a duel
  • a character struggles with debt (take an extra drink if it’s from gambling)
  • a character announces a lack of faith in God
  • a seemingly impoverished character has a servant (I still don’t understand the economy of the Russian Empire…)
  • a character “flies at” someone else
  • a religious conversion is finally made
  • a character has a “speaking name”

Finish your drink when:

  • a character is murdered
  • a character commits suicide
  • a child dies for any reason